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Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,
Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

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Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,
Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife.
it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime!
wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!

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Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao