tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23143611215092383352011-04-21T18:44:11.804-07:00prasadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05343286005723764079noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2314361121509238335.post-7655665566783599402009-01-24T02:11:00.000-08:002009-01-24T02:12:22.349-08:00Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight<br />Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,<br />Girlfriend:Push it in,<br />Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,<br />Girlfriend:It’s painful,<br />Boyfriend:Forget it.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2314361121509238335-765566556678359940?l=simplycandykisseseroy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>prasadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05343286005723764079noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2314361121509238335.post-57597570803700783072009-01-24T00:11:00.003-08:002009-01-24T00:14:06.110-08:00Sardar : What is the name of your car ?<br />Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.<br />Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.<br />Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2314361121509238335-5759757080370078307?l=simplycandykisseseroy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>prasadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05343286005723764079noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2314361121509238335.post-46731417753839486252009-01-24T00:11:00.002-08:002009-01-24T00:13:27.787-08:00Teacher : U failure !<br />At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class<br />Student : Mind u, Sir,<br />but at ur age hitler commited suicide<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2314361121509238335-4673141775383948625?l=simplycandykisseseroy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>prasadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05343286005723764079noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2314361121509238335.post-62310837698247526592009-01-24T00:11:00.001-08:002009-01-24T00:12:59.659-08:00Teacher:”What is your name?”.<br />Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”<br />Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”<br />Student:”My name is Sunlight<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2314361121509238335-6231083769824752659?l=simplycandykisseseroy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>prasadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05343286005723764079noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2314361121509238335.post-46664407010650508122009-01-24T00:11:00.000-08:002009-01-24T00:12:15.870-08:00Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight<br />Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,<br />Girlfriend:Push it in,<br />Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,<br />Girlfriend:It’s painful,<br />Boyfriend:Forget it.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2314361121509238335-4666440701065050812?l=simplycandykisseseroy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>prasadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05343286005723764079noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2314361121509238335.post-17286253156583904802009-01-19T23:24:00.000-08:002009-01-19T23:25:51.002-08:00Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife. <br />it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime! <br />wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2314361121509238335-1728625315658390480?l=simplycandykisseseroy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>prasadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05343286005723764079noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2314361121509238335.post-63795179656746585202009-01-19T21:56:00.000-08:002009-01-19T21:58:05.082-08:00Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo<br />Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo<br />Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao<br />Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2314361121509238335-6379517965674658520?l=simplycandykisseseroy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>prasadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05343286005723764079noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2314361121509238335.post-11919651701313277972009-01-19T21:55:00.000-08:002009-01-19T21:56:15.548-08:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2314361121509238335-1191965170131327797?l=simplycandykisseseroy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>prasadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05343286005723764079noreply@blogger.com0